Younger: “Why are you wearing a clown wig?”
\nOlder: (with implied duh) “Today’s ‘Crazy Hat Day.'”
\nYounger: “Oh my God!!” (panicked exeunt)<\/p>\n
And what about you? Did you remember to wear your crazy hat today?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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