{"id":9,"date":"2004-04-26T19:54:35","date_gmt":"2004-04-26T19:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/04\/26\/why-is-6-afraid-of-7\/"},"modified":"2004-04-26T19:54:35","modified_gmt":"2004-04-26T19:54:35","slug":"why-is-6-afraid-of-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/04\/26\/why-is-6-afraid-of-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Why is 6 afraid of 7?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>True-fact dialog tonight between my 6-year-old daughter and my 3-year-old son:<br \/>\n<b>She: <\/b>&#8220;Why is 6 afraid of 7?&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>He: <\/b>&#8220;Cuz 7 is a monster.&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd I don&#8217;t know. I just find that funny.<br \/>\nI mean, yeah, the more traditional response would be &#8220;because 7 8\/ate 9.&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd sure, that&#8217;s what <i>they<\/i> want him to say.<br \/>\nBut really, strictly speaking, he&#8217;s right.<br \/>\n9 is gone. 7 is a monster.<br \/>\nAnd 6 is wise to fear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>True-fact dialog tonight between my 6-year-old daughter and my 3-year-old son: She: &#8220;Why is 6 afraid of 7?&#8221; He: &#8220;Cuz 7 is a monster.&#8221; And I don&#8217;t know. I just find that funny. I mean, yeah, the more traditional response would be &#8220;because 7 8\/ate 9.&#8221; And sure, that&#8217;s what they want him to say. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}