Overheard in Paradise

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4 responses to “Overheard in Paradise”

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   February 16, 2005

   e.

   hmmm. it’s a vegan sorta week so far, but what’s behind it all? fender bender with a vegan? bad report card from a vegan? vegan investments go sour? or just…coincidence.

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   February 17, 2005

   cecil vortex

   Or perhaps I just had a vision from the Vegan Mary….
   -Cecil

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   February 17, 2005

   Other Dan

   I’ve heard that upon death, 72 vegans, promised as a heavenly reward for leading a politically correct life.

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4. 

   March 31, 2005

   Itto Ogami

   you know what they say, all vegan and no play makes johnny a dull boy.
   actually, i wager no one says that.
   cec, your blind faith that they are all wonderful people is tearing this nation apart. the vegan agenda has ruined this country. no, wait, not vegans. pagans, yes, yes. yes. no. no, not pagans. i know they end in ‘ans.’ reagans? close, but junior is fine. it will come to me.
   a nod to imminent tax day…
   “On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’ I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. ”
   —Tom Lehrer

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