My New Future Fantasy

Not so long ago, I was just like you —
sitting around, waiting for the scientists
to discover cheap and safe nuclear fusion.
So they could take us off to Mars.
In ships the size of Delaware.
Now all I want is
a machine that can make a
big chocolate model of my brain.
It’s true!
I want to watch
the game on
a plasma TV
and eat a
big chocolate model
of my brain.

Comments

5 responses to “My New Future Fantasy”

  1. the RaptorMage Avatar
    the RaptorMage

    Everybody wants chocolate prosthetic foreheads on their real head.

  2. cecil vortex Avatar
    cecil vortex

    Actually, I want to stop the ones who want chocolate prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

  3. captain marsupial Avatar
    captain marsupial

    I want to rock my string for around winding thing.
    Odd site: http://www.nomic.net/deadgames/acka/devjoe/proshead.html

  4. Itto Ogami Avatar
    Itto Ogami

    this is so easy to do. just employ quantitative 3-D investigations of the brain structure, imaged using anatomical MRI, Positron Emission Tomography, and Magnetic Resonance Spectroscopy. and, add venezuelan chocolate. btw, i buy my chocolate from http://www.chocosphere.com. really. awesome.
    cool brain images: http://www.bic.mni.mcgill.ca/demos/
    “Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250”
    —Harper’s Index

  5. heroic imp Avatar
    heroic imp

    That would make the brain too fattening, is their a low carb cerebral cortex available? Or a soy latka skim consciousness, with half and half reality?

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