The Lactating Detective

She’s a stay-at-home mom pulled back into the biz by circumstance.
“Who stole the binkie?”
“I’ll tell you who stole the binkie.”
He stole the binkie!”

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2 responses to “The Lactating Detective”

  1. Itto Ogami Avatar
    Itto Ogami

    first chris steals your wallet, for which retribution is still pending, and then “he” steals the binkie. did chris steal the binkie?!! thievery epidemic? issue a code “mauve with hint of magenta” terror alert?
    chris must be stopped at all costs! cec, either you do it, or we will, and when i say we, i mean myself and my son, Daigoro.
    “A detective digs around in the garbage of people’s lives. A novelist invents people and then digs around in their garbage.”
    —Joe Gores

  2. cecil vortex Avatar
    cecil vortex

    ah. aaaaaah. but what if Chris is a composite. What if you are Chris? What if we all are Chris? hunh? hunh?
    aaaaaaah.

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