People have been wondering for some time now who the new Ralph Macchio will be. They say: “Who?”
Well, I have the answer, and I’m going to share it. But I think it will come as a big surprise, so brace yourself.
I am the new Ralph Macchio.
Ralph knows already, and he’s not happy about it. But so what. And maybe you’re not happy either. But I’ll tell you what I told him. I said: “Suck on this, Ralph.”
He had his chance. It’s my turn now.
It’s my turn to be Ralph Macchio.
The New Ralph Macchio
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11 responses to “The New Ralph Macchio”
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frippin brilliant. Period. Did i say period?
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Are you sure you didn’t mean Ralph Mouth?
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So-called Fonzi wrote:
Q: “Are you sure you didn’t mean Ralph Mouth?”
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A new Pat Morita is much more necessary.
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So-called Fonzi wrote:
Q: “Are you sure you didn’t mean Ralph Mouth?”
A: Yes.
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So-called Fonzi?
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Aaaayh!!!
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“Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.”
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i read your news above and thought i would broaden my horizons by visiting you at the ralph macchio homepage. big mistake. first off, you weren’t there. second, there was music. and it was really bad. here’s hoping your powers as the new ralph macchio will extend to bringing in some palatable tunes….
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Dear Ralph Macchio
I Love Your Favorite Song It’s Called Listen To Your Heart
On The Karate Kid Part III The Movie & On My Computer Too
Send Me Your E-mail Me Please
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no one can replace the original Ralph macchio. Get a life you will never be like him he rocks. i think you should act your age and grow up. The only Ralph macchio lives in Hollywood.
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Actually he still lives in Long Island where he was born with his wife Phyllis and his two children, Julia and Daniel( yes he was named after Ralph’s character in the Karate Kid).
But anyways I agree with you mmcco87, Ralph is a one of a kind and no one can replace him. -
I just wanted to take some time to talk about my favorite person in the whole world! RALPH MACCHIO.. I am italian too, I love you as JOhnny Cade, Daniel Larusso, and Bill Gambini ( i think thats spelled right) Well, got to get back to school work ,,,,,YOURS TRULEY,
Maria Runio (rue-NO)
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