What our crazy neighbor said to my wife the other night
not realizing that my wife is
“the woman before you”
and that we’d recently fixed the porch light,
she said:
“I’m glad you’re here
because the woman
before you
was a devil
they lived in darkness
and you know about darkness.”
Devil
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3 responses to “Devil”
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Weird, just read this before I read “Devil”, “I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.”
Nicolas Cage
Maybe unrealted but the devil works in mysterious lights. And Nick cage is SO crazy. -
Who wouldn’t want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion?
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…or “Lovey” on crack cocaine, playing the bongos. Look at her eyes — she’s out of her mind!
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