Berries

The guy next to me
at this breakfast joint
just said to his date
in a Jack Nicholson voice
that I think is really the way this guy talks
"looks to me like you're not a fan of berries." 
If he sees what
I'm typing
I'm a dead man.

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    So-Called Bill

    Jack Nicholson voice or no, that’s one of the dorkier statements you’re likely to hear over breakfast.

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